Because occasionally I stumble across the greatest lines, and so need to figure out somewhere to use them in normal everyday conversation.

- Dear gods, it's a conspiracy of fools! - Vanyel, Magic's Price (I might not have the first bit perfect, doing this from memory)

- Their destinies were foreordained - X (Because while it's deep there, it would be wicked funny in everyday life)

- ...is like getting slapped with a marzipan fish. - Phosfate, on Fandom_Wank (Best. Simile. EVER.)

Also, I had a very bizarre dream last night. In the first bit, my mom and I were going to walk over a very big hill to get to Link's house, and there was a tree that looked like a sakura, only it wasn't when I got up close, and it was in full bloom, even though it was the end of summer in my dream.

Then in the second bit, it sort of switched, and I was on the same road that went over the hill, only it was night time, and this is where it started getting really fruity. She was there, and she was Sephiroth, a Bard, and herself, all at the same time. Yes, it made no sense. Xeen was there too, and she was being all grumpy, possibly because it was the middle of the night, and we were sleeping by the side of the road, until Bangles woke her up and waved ice cream in her face.

...I think FF7 and pretty S/S ate my brain. And I'm enjoying every minute of it ^^ *skips off to working getting Tifa's limits up so she can learn Premium Heart*