So, as of 10:28 this morning, I'm sixteen. This means three things:

1) I can get my learner's permit in the state of Massachusetts.

2) I can drop out of high school in the state of Massachusetts.

3) I can have consentual sex, also in the state of Massachusetts.

Only going to act on the first one, though.

Also, thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. I'd like to tell that I was in fact having a nice day, but I'm not. I get to leave in ten minutes to spend the weekend with my paranoid, neurotic great-aunt, homophobic Baptist relatives, and at a wedding I don't want to go to for some fourth cousin I don't know. To top it off, my mom is mad because I'm still getting ready. Thus, I am incredibly upset and have been on the verge of tears all morning. Will see everybody Sunday night, I suppose.