I can't remember if I shared the Funniest FF7 Summary Ever, but here's an Advent Children one to go along with it!

And this is why I totally <3 Samira's Fuujin-mun. She shares these things with me, and then we talk about how Leon Kennedy is a gigantic loser, but we love him anyway, and probably has amusing high school reunions. To quote her:

Bob: I sell houses. So what do you do?
Leon: Fight zombies.
Bob: . . .

And with that, I'm going to wander downstairs and play either RE4 or 2 to get my Leon fix, and possibly make myself ramen or something. While humming Franz Ferdinand's 'Do You Want To', because that song is really catchy, if not terribly great ('The Fallen' = so much better)